Yes: we are completely aware that our website is an abominable tragedy of trashy-looking, buggy, slowly-changing, utterly-fugly, acme-designed stock grotesqueness. We are working on it, and the site should begin to get someplace resembling a presentable shape over the next few weeks. Drupal changed a lot from 7.0 to 9.0, and we have a lot of stuff planned, so that's going to take some time to roll out. Rest assured, crack(head) engineer and Senior Vice President of Web Content, Branding, Site Administration, and Design, Ivor Molina is being beaten savagely by brutal, whip and flail-weilding minotaurs 24 hours a day, 72 days a week, until the end of accorded time until the website is markedly less atrocious.
As we struggle with the endless darkness of dealing with drupal 9 (hi: FUCK YOU DRUPAL 9: YOU PIECE OF UNSPEAKABLE SHIT! Tnx - The Mngmnt.), we are pleased to announce that our first DEMO REEL is now live. This is a much better experience than just listening to excerpts on the buy page (at least, I hope so).
We're sorry the main navbar (the not hamburger menu navbar) that appears on the homepage links to a page that links to the target page; we're working on resolving this as soon as possible, but it still works, so please cope with it till we can figure out what the living unholy fuck is wrong!!! LOL! Thanks! -The Mngmnt.
Great news today: "Your Mom Is A Slutty Wizard" is now available on Spotify Visit draculafactory.hearnow.com for up to the minute availabilities as part of our rolling release.
As of Friday the 13th of May, “Your Mom Is A Slutty Wizard” is finally available via iTunes and Apple Music. Distribution across all internet music platforms to roll out over the coming weeks.
Following a lengthy post-production process, we are pleased to announce that our latest album, “Your Mom Is A Slutty Wizard” has gone live and is available for purchase across all of Apple Music’s platforms. Our publisher tells us to expect a rolling release over the coming 2-3 weeks before it is available on other popular streaming services and e-tail outlets (Amazon, Spotify, etc.).
Sure, the site looks like trash, but there are already useful features that are more or less functional. We currently have the fact sheet for "Your Mom Is A Slutty Wizard" up, you can find out if the album is available for streaming and or purchase at draculafactory.hearnow.com, are encouraged to read our (sincerely composed and soberly edited) Dedications and Acknowledgements Page, marvel at the shamelessness of allowing such a poorly styled, straight-up canned site to exist, and much more!