Dracula Factory


Your Mom Is A Slutty Wizard I & II: 666-Bit Chiptune Depravity In 5 Parts

Your Mom Is A Slutty Wizard Album Cover

WORDS WILL NOT TAKE US FAR ON THIS GLORIOUSLY DOOMED ADVENTURE! To that end, I humbly beg you to come with me and listen to a brief demo reel I put together that will help explain the album and the concepts behind it.

LISTEN: to a custom-made sample reel narrated by the composer!

Take a strange symphonic chiptune journey across 40 years of sidescrolling action, adventure, and abject depravity. It's "Rocky Horror" meets Berlioz: a big, broad, super-electrified gothic rollercoaster that will thrill you to the point of madness!

"Probably the best homage to 'Castlevania,'
NES, and arcade music. It just bursts with 
energy, and the rhythm is as addicting as 
playing any of the old 'Castlevania' games."
-Bird On Wheels



Wed, 06/22/2022 - 17:57

As we struggle with the endless darkness of dealing with drupal 9 (hi: FUCK YOU DRUPAL 9: YOU PIECE OF UNSPEAKABLE SHIT! Tnx - The Mngmnt.), we are pleased to announce that our first DEMO REEL is now live. This is a much better experience than just listening to excerpts on the buy page (at least, I hope so). 

Demo Reel With Seth

Thu, 06/16/2022 - 23:47

We're sorry the main navbar (the not hamburger menu navbar) that appears on the homepage links to a page that links to the target page; we're working on resolving this as soon as possible, but it still works, so please cope with it till we can figure out what the living unholy fuck is wrong!!! LOL! Thanks! -The Mngmnt. 

Sat, 05/21/2022 - 21:19

Great news today: "Your Mom Is A Slutty Wizard" is now available on Spotify Visit draculafactory.hearnow.com for up to the minute availabilities as part of our rolling release.

Fri, 05/13/2022 - 22:56

As of Friday the 13th of May, “Your Mom Is A Slutty Wizard” is finally available via iTunes and Apple Music. Distribution across all internet music platforms to roll out over the coming weeks. 

Following a lengthy post-production process, we are pleased to announce that our latest album, “Your Mom Is A Slutty Wizard” has gone live and is available for purchase across all of Apple Music’s platforms. Our publisher tells us to expect a rolling release over the coming 2-3 weeks before it is available on other popular streaming services and e-tail outlets (Amazon, Spotify, etc.). 

Wed, 05/11/2022 - 02:22

Sure, the site looks like trash, but there are already useful features that are more or less functional. We currently have the fact sheet for "Your Mom Is A Slutty Wizard" up, you can find out if the album is available for streaming and or purchase at draculafactory.hearnow.com, are encouraged to read our (sincerely composed and soberly edited) Dedications and Acknowledgements Page, marvel at the shamelessness of allowing such a poorly styled, straight-up canned site to exist, and much more!